I swear I never use our headsets for this purpose. I swear! Stop rolling your eyes!

Seriously, though, I really do wish I could use our headsets for the purposes of drowning out the droning of Shoppers, but I have noticed that the Shopper finds this offensive, for some odd reason, though it really is not my fault that I find their shrieks utterly annoying at times. Most of the time. All of the time.

-The Retail Explorer