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inigo montoya meme Demystifying Chicken Picking Fretboard Anatomy</image:title><image:caption>It's because they don't know what it means.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-09-07T00:12:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2018/07/26/an-open-door-or-i-hate-you-and-your-stupid-face-please-leave-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/screw-you-face-completed-e1532574584357.png</image:loc><image:title>Screw You Face (Completed)</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, there's usually an pretty decent reason for 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July!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/phone-call-1-completed-e1537813072957.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phone Call #1 (Completed)</image:title><image:caption>Usually, like 99.99% of the time, if we answer the phone, it means we're open. 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Aw, crap...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-16T03:47:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2018/05/04/may-the-fourth-be-with-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/img_3092.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3092</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-30T03:54:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2018/05/08/the-hands-of-a-clock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/ntrn-3061-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ntrn-3061-10</image:title><image:caption>Didn't think this was that hard to figure out, yet here we are.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-02T01:47:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2018/04/13/for-my-best-friend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/img_5092.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_5092</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/img_2868.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Holly in the Snow</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/img_9585.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_9585</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/img_8517.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_8517</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/img_2891.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_2891</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-07-17T22:07:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2018/03/20/the-quiet-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/img_2814.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_2814</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-20T19:06:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2018/02/21/wednesday-weirdness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/ash-and-pete-irish-coffee.png</image:loc><image:title>Ash and Pete Irish Coffee</image:title><image:caption>I need a drink after all this.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-01-13T12:12:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2018/02/14/valentines-day-2018/</loc><lastmod>2018-02-14T15:17:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2018/02/12/why-ill-never-go-back/</loc><lastmod>2018-02-14T18:50:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2018/02/05/john-mahoney-1940-2018/</loc><lastmod>2018-02-13T04:14:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2018/01/20/the-end-of-a-chapter/</loc><lastmod>2018-02-14T19:06:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2018/01/16/birdbrains/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/smooth-exit-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smooth Exit 4</image:title><image:caption>Hey, watch out for those doors. They'll jump out and getcha.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-16T21:03:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2018/01/11/tbt-why-is-the-vodka-clear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/brandpage-reyka-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brandpage-reyka-1</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://cdn.liquor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/brandpage-reyka-1.jpg</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/tbt-clear-vodka.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TBT Clear Vodka</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-03-18T14:45:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2018/01/10/store-and-webtoon/</loc><lastmod>2018-01-08T19:41:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2018/01/08/closing-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ride-the-roller-coaster-they-said.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ride-the-roller-coaster-they-said</image:title><image:caption>Don't worry. I'll hold your hand.
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Really thought outside the box on this one.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-05T18:52:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2018/01/03/dressing-up-is-hard-to-do/</loc><lastmod>2018-01-07T04:56:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2017/12/31/happy-new-year-2018/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/happy-new-year-2017-completed.png</image:loc><image:title>Happy New Year 2017 (Completed)</image:title><image:caption>"Let's let the old year die with a fond "good-bye" and our hopes as high as a kite." </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-05T18:06:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2017/12/25/merry-christmas-2017/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/img_2162.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_2162</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-25T21:32:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2017/12/20/remakes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/group-photo-enhanced-color.png</image:loc><image:title>Group Photo (enhanced-color)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-07T19:49:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2017/11/28/power-outage/</loc><lastmod>2017-11-28T18:40:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2017/11/23/happy-thanksgiving-2017/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/img_1675.png</image:loc><image:title>img_1675</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-23T17:00:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2017/10/31/happy-halloween-2017/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/halloween-2017-completed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween 2017 (Completed)</image:title><image:caption>Good news, everyone! We have a group costume this year!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-31T15:35:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2017/08/31/looking-back-on-a-year/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/img_0563.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0563</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/img_0562.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0562</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-17T20:30:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2017/08/25/jay-thomas-1948-2017/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/img_0501.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0501</image:title><image:caption>#33 Eddie Lebec, goalie, Boston Bruins, 1987-1989</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-25T18:53:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2017/05/09/no-i-will-not-stock-that/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/img_8848.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_8848</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-09T16:43:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2017/04/24/patreon-and-tapastic/</loc><lastmod>2017-04-24T21:46:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/links/</loc><lastmod>2017-04-24T20:49:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2017/01/03/mini-hiatus-ending/</loc><lastmod>2017-01-03T17:38:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2016/12/25/merry-christmas/</loc><lastmod>2016-12-25T18:18:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2016/12/08/tbt-hazmat-original/</loc><lastmod>2016-12-08T17:51:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2016/11/23/not-black-thursday/</loc><lastmod>2016-11-23T16:35:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2016/11/17/throwback-thursday-black-friday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/throwback-thursday-black-friday-completed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>throwback-thursday-black-friday-completed</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-17T18:22:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2016/11/11/the-sku-interview-and-the-retail-rant-podcast/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/tim-with-headphones-and-mp31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tim-with-headphones-and-mp3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/tim-with-headphones-and-mp3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tim-with-headphones-and-mp3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-11T16:10:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2016/11/10/throwback-thursday-early-sketch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/tbt-wheres-the-rum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tbt-wheres-the-rum</image:title><image:caption>Ya know, I actually like this. Except for the hands. Horrible, horrible hands.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-10T17:43:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2016/11/09/election-day-2016-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/election-day-2016-completed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>election-day-2016-completed</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-09T22:38:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/2016/11/08/election-day-2016/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/election-2016-completed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>election-2016-completed</image:title><image:caption>You'll need it today. God bless America.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-08T16:40:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/archives/</loc><lastmod>2016-10-18T16:59:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/contact/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/so-much-stupid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>So. Much. Stupid.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://observationsinretail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/coffee-625684.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Placeholder Image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-19T22:39:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com/blog/</loc><lastmod>2016-08-19T17:28:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://observationsinretail.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2021-08-21T03:33:31+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
