Magic Doorway


Doorways are magic. I mean the way they swing open and shut is just amazing. What? Huh? Yeah, I knew that. I knew that wasn’t what he meant. Shut up.

I have long held this theory to be true. It is either that or the doorways are Jedi, exerting a strong influence on the weak-minded. Whatever it is, it turns the intelligent person into a mouth-breathing Shopper, a most remarkable and frustrating transformation.

-The Retail Explorer

Confirm #2


Push. The. Button!

Before you ask, yes, this actually happened to me. I had never witnessed such an occurrence before, and it occurred twice in the span of an hour. Just a remarkable level of stupidity.

-The Retail Explorer