What Sounds Good

Girls, be yourselves on a date. Don’t worry about pricing. If he’s smart, he knows what he can and can’t afford and plans accordingly. If not, he’s a moron, and you’re better off without him anyway.

Happy Independence Day!

Don’t blow off your fingers, comrades!

Have a safe and happy holiday, American comrades! For our comrades elsewhere in the world, today is the day we celebrate declaring our independence from Great Britain by drinking beer, eating grilled meats, making things go boom, and star-spangling everything in sight.

– The Retailer Explorer