Have a safe and happy holiday, American comrades! For our comrades elsewhere in the world, today is the day we celebrate declaring our independence from Great Britain by drinking beer, eating grilled meats, making things go boom, and star-spangling everything in sight.
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Have a safe Memorial Day, comrades
I wavered over whether or not to post this sketch, then, at the last minute, I decided to go ahead with it. This is what Memorial Day is all about, remembering those who have fought and died for the freedoms we enjoy today. We need to remember why we celebrate today. Because they gave the ultimate sacrifice for us. God bless America, and God bless the men and women of the armed forces.
– The Retail Explorer