In this Shopper’s defense, using your eyes is hard work.

This happens considerably more often than I care to admit. There are no fewer than five signs in front of our shop that tells the approaching Shopper who we are and what we do. However, their problem-solving skills end just before that point, and they, for whatever reason, go unprocessed by the undersized Shopper brain. Despite all indications to the contrary, the Shopper will still approach us at the counter and ask if we rent cars there, despite the aviation products everywhere. Even the question, “Where is the rental car place,” is an idiotic one, since the location in question is literally next door to the shop. It is a question drenched in stupidity and uselessness, showing the Shopper for who it really is, a complete imbecile. Their mental and physical failings are remarkable, and this all-too-common occurrence highlights the stark deficiencies of the Shopper as compared to a human being of normal, average intellectual capacity. Truly, they are incredible creatures, a great curiosity of the animal kingdom.

-The Retail Explorer