Snowflake, Part 2

Oh, there’s a lot that triggers them.

Snowflake, Part 1

Yes, this actually happened one day. I wish I were kidding.

The Shopper seen here is a caricature, yes, but his words are 100% authentic.

-The Retail Explorer

Backordered

C’mon, Pete. You know they don’t read things.

Sorry for the delay, comrades. My program hates me sometimes. I’ll make it up to you soon.

-The Retail Explorer