Retail Explorer Top Tip: Don’t talk about doing sneaky things via invisibility around girls. That’s a poor route to take.
It’s our 100th comic, comrades! I honestly cannot believe that we’ve come this far since August. I just wanted to take a moment and say “thank you” to everyone who has read this comic and helped to foster its growth. Thank you all for your shares and your likes and your kind words. They have been an incredible help to keep this going for as long as it has and for (hopefully) a long time to come. Thank you, thank you, thank you, comrades. You are all amazing.
-The Retail Explorer
Probably tastes like avocado and mushrooms.*
*Sincerest apologies to anyone who genuinely enjoys those things. To me, they are the devil.
**I know that mushrooms come on a supreme pizza. I am the one who hates mushrooms, not Pete.
***Everyone can enjoy/eat pepperoni pizza. You do not care for pepperonis? You pick them off. Easy.
****Hmm, I wonder if I can think of enough postscripts to get these asterisks all the way across the page? Nah, I was lucky to have stretched it as far as I have already. Has anyone even read down this far? Honestly, if you have, you probably deserve a medal. Or a chocolate. Or a high five.
-The Retail Explorer
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