Too good to use a normal pen, huh?

Does using your own pen really make you feel that special? Is it worth that feeling of superiority at the expense of the little respect we had for you? I get it; you spent considerable money on that nice pen, and you want to use it, but it is a bit insulting when you outright ignore the pen we are offering for you to use and go straight to your pocket for your own fancy pen. Just as you are free to say whatever you damn well please, you are more than welcomed to use your own pen, but you do so at your own peril, leaving you to face the social consequences of your actions. So, by all means, sir, disregard and ignore the pen we offered you, use your own, and look like a complete asshole, but understand that we will hate you more for any slight you commit against us, particularly something like this.

-The Retail Explorer