You know what’s worse than this? Not a whole lot.

We have all encountered it before. It is among the worst things we can ever deal with in a retail shop space, money that has been too close to a person’s body on a hot day, transferred to you moistened, crinkled, possibly carrying a stench that makes me gag just pondering it. If you say you do not experience flashbacks like this, I call into question your honesty. This is one of the prime characteristics of the Shopper: selfishness. They think only of themselves. Otherwise, they would have done more to secure their money in a more sanitary way before unleashing it, in all its disgusting glory, upon the unsuspecting shopkeeper. If you are a Shopper, do not do this. No shopkeeper will ever look upon you with any fondness. If you do this, you are a horrid, thoughtless beast.

-The Retail Explorer