When checking out, remember these two things: Be patient, and don’t be a moron.
To answer any questions before I get them, yes, this has actually happened to me. I know, I am as shocked as you are that there are people who are this dense out there. I still have no idea how listening is as hard for these people as it is. It must be their poor, tiny minds.
-The Retail Explorer
Doorways are magic. I mean the way they swing open and shut is just amazing. What? Huh? Yeah, I knew that. I knew that wasn’t what he meant. Shut up.
I have long held this theory to be true. It is either that or the doorways are Jedi, exerting a strong influence on the weak-minded. Whatever it is, it turns the intelligent person into a mouth-breathing Shopper, a most remarkable and frustrating transformation.
-The Retail Explorer
Patience is a virtue. Virtues don’t come pre-installed at the factory.
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