In case you were wondering, this is the correct way to greet anyone bearing pizza.
Apologies, comrades, for the late posting. My pen decided to blow up on me midway through inking. Then I got sick. It has been a fun day.
-The Retail Explorer
That’s what you get for ignoring personal boundaries an invading their space, Pete.
Mike needs to put on some pants, and Pete needs to learn about personal boundaries. You reap what you sow.
-The Retail Explorer
Probably tastes like avocado and mushrooms.*
*Sincerest apologies to anyone who genuinely enjoys those things. To me, they are the devil.
**I know that mushrooms come on a supreme pizza. I am the one who hates mushrooms, not Pete.
***Everyone can enjoy/eat pepperoni pizza. You do not care for pepperonis? You pick them off. Easy.
****Hmm, I wonder if I can think of enough postscripts to get these asterisks all the way across the page? Nah, I was lucky to have stretched it as far as I have already. Has anyone even read down this far? Honestly, if you have, you probably deserve a medal. Or a chocolate. Or a high five.
-The Retail Explorer
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