Don’t be a douchebag. Please.
This is the lowest of the low when it comes to Shoppers. They are horrible, horrible creatures. Oppose them at all costs, or they will devour your soul. I am not kidding. These are the shoppers that will leave you hollow inside. Stand your ground, and they will retreat.
-The Retail Explorer
Always be specific with the product you want. It makes us hate you less.
Stop calling for other people. They can find a few minutes to call for themselves.
The Shopper is such a lazy creature that they not only lie to others, but they also lie to themselves in order to give the initial lie greater merit, such as, “Could you call them for me? I’m just swamped.” The Shopper my very well be swamped, but if it is such a critical thing to have someone call about an incredibly specific item immediately, they can find time to do it personally. Rather, they should find the time to do it personally. A few minutes is all it takes, and if it is a specific part, really do it personally. It is not fair to your friend, and it is incredibly annoying to the shopkeeper. And they will hate you for it.
-The Retail Explorer
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