Also looking for a rancher who breeds unicorns…
The Shopper never lives in the realm of reality. They, pardon the pun, take to flights of fancy when it comes to products they would like to have. You can always find a product that does most, if not all, of what you want it do accomplish; the price point, however, is rarely in the same vicinity as the price one would hope to pay. The Shopper does not realize any of this, and it will rise to anger when any of it is called into question. Poor, sad creatures.
-The Retail Explorer
In this Shopper’s defense, using your eyes is hard work.
This happens considerably more often than I care to admit. There are no fewer than five signs in front of our shop that tells the approaching Shopper who we are and what we do. However, their problem-solving skills end just before that point, and they, for whatever reason, go unprocessed by the undersized Shopper brain. Despite all indications to the contrary, the Shopper will still approach us at the counter and ask if we rent cars there, despite the aviation products everywhere. Even the question, “Where is the rental car place,” is an idiotic one, since the location in question is literally next door to the shop. It is a question drenched in stupidity and uselessness, showing the Shopper for who it really is, a complete imbecile. Their mental and physical failings are remarkable, and this all-too-common occurrence highlights the stark deficiencies of the Shopper as compared to a human being of normal, average intellectual capacity. Truly, they are incredible creatures, a great curiosity of the animal kingdom.
-The Retail Explorer
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