
Writer



They’re literally swords made of light! You just can’t beat them!
And, frankly, why would you even try? Because don’t be a pansy, that’s why. There is no try. (See what I did there? Yeah. Star Wars pun. Edgy. Lay off me; I’m tired.)
-The Retail Explorer

True story.
Editing really is the bane of my existence. I don’t know why, but I have an incredible aversion to the process, despite knowing full well just how crucial it is to getting the most out of a manuscript. I hate it. I hate it so much. But I will do it, because I must.
-The Retail Explorer