Probably tastes like avocado and mushrooms.*

*Sincerest apologies to anyone who genuinely enjoys those things. To me, they are the devil.

**I know that mushrooms come on a supreme pizza. I am the one who hates mushrooms, not Pete.

***Everyone can enjoy/eat pepperoni pizza. You do not care for pepperonis? You pick them off. Easy.

****Hmm, I wonder if I can think of enough postscripts to get these asterisks all the way across the page? Nah, I was lucky to have stretched it as far as I have already. Has anyone even read down this far? Honestly, if you have, you probably deserve a medal. Or a chocolate. Or a high five.

-The Retail Explorer