I just want to say I love you all. And this holiday is absurd. There, I said it.

I will never tell you not to celebrate this “holiday”. I mean, if this helps couples be more intimate with each other, there is nothing wrong with that (though you should never need a date printed on a calendar demanding you lavish love, attention, and gifts on your significant other, because that really should be a year-round thing). Treat that special someone right, comrades. Every. Single. Day. You definitely do not need to be told that by some greeting card company who needs a bump in their sales around this time of year. Anywho, no matter what you do or who you are with, just remember that I will always love you guys, because you guys are just awesome. And I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

Okay, enough mushy crap and ranting. Go giggle at Poe and Dell being assholes.

-The Retail Explorer