Tag Archives: Jackass

Phone Call #2

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Stop calling for other people. They can find a few minutes to call for themselves.

The Shopper is such a lazy creature that they not only lie to others, but they also lie to themselves in order to give the initial lie greater merit, such as, “Could you call them for me? I’m just swamped.” The Shopper my very well be swamped, but if it is such a critical thing to have someone call about an incredibly specific item immediately, they can find time to do it personally. Rather, they should find the time to do it personally. A few minutes is all it takes, and if it is a specific part, really do it personally. It is not fair to your friend, and it is incredibly annoying to the shopkeeper. And they will hate you for it.

-The Retail Explorer

Sundays On Safari #4: Customer Lies

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The Shopper will do anything to get their way. Lying is by far the easiest method.

When their best deceptions fall through, they flee, like the cowardly little beasts that they are. When encountering an irate liar, stand your ground. They will back down, because it would otherwise be too difficult to fight any longer and they are lazy, lazy beasts. They will always choose the path of least resistance or the path with the most emotionally-charged yelling. Always approach them with extreme caution, knowing that it will most likely not be an easy or peaceful encounter.

-The Retail Explorer