Sundays On Safari #4: Customer Lies


The Shopper will do anything to get their way. Lying is by far the easiest method.

When their best deceptions fall through, they flee, like the cowardly little beasts that they are. When encountering an irate liar, stand your ground. They will back down, because it would otherwise be too difficult to fight any longer and they are lazy, lazy beasts. They will always choose the path of least resistance or the path with the most emotionally-charged yelling. Always approach them with extreme caution, knowing that it will most likely not be an easy or peaceful encounter.

-The Retail Explorer

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