You’ll need it today.

As an American, you have a right to make your voice heard through the voting process. Get out there and vote, today. Then take a shower (It’s okay to curl up into a ball and cry during that shower). Then have a nice stiff drink (It’s also okay to curl up into a ball and cry while you have that drink). Then patiently await the end of the world as we all know it (Again, curling up into a ball and crying while awaiting the end of the world is perfectly acceptable). God willing, we will all get through this and survive the next four years so that we can endure this fiasco all over again. Be good to each other out there.

Love,

-The Retail Explorer