Lightsabers
They’re literally swords made of light! You just can’t beat them!
And, frankly, why would you even try? Because don’t be a pansy, that’s why. There is no try. (See what I did there? Yeah. Star Wars pun. Edgy. Lay off me; I’m tired.)
-The Retail Explorer
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I don’t know how anyone writes these days without lightsabers in there, but that’s me.
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Lightsabers or space cowboys. They’re pretty inescapable haha
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Star Wars puns? You’re such a rebel.
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I see what you did there. Very well played 😏
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I see what you did there. Very well played 😏
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Hard but not impossible is climbing a mountain, hmmmm?
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Gold star for that one! Well played!
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I’ve seen A New Hope well over a hundred times – you can’t beat lightsabers, unfortunately.
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You really can’t. It’s impossible.
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